Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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