I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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