Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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