i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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