new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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