I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You may now shotgun with the bride
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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