they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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