Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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