I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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