can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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