Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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