he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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