I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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