She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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