spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
How does one acquire holy water?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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