Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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