loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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