'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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