i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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