scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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