This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
