got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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