I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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