it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
high people should be assigned attendants
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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