I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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