Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm at about main and main street
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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