I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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