were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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