I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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