I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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