I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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