you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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