Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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