Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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