I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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