He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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