I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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