I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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