4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
are you so shy because you have an std?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
