He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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