We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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