one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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