they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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