I look better un-naked...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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