My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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