YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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