I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Randomize
