Sry I called you an 8
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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