so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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