Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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