dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
